If I Twittered . . .

Twitter seems to me the biggest time sink since MMORPGs . . . with about the same amount of potential financial return per hour (about 40 cents).

Other than potentially spamming twitter through approved sites and then redirected links, I really don’t see myself ever using it. Log Spam? I guess it could be useful, but as far as using twitter as it was intended, it seems about as useful as facebook status updates, or about as useless as tits on a bull.

If I twittered, you could know instantly that I’m in a starbucks in Miami!

Or that I won / lost money on craps all week!

Or that I had dinner at X restaurants, and ate the Lobster!

All shit that you, frankly, shouldn’t give a shit about.

Twitter is the Internet Geeks solution to reality TV. If you’re not getting enough of your voyeur fix from Big Brother, twitter can fill that void. You instantly find out what any Webleb® (web celebrity) is doing, so long as they twittered it.

But seriously, why do you care?

Shouldn’t you be out there hustling and making money? Building websites, Getting links, and converting traffic?

When I wrote Do it Fucking Now, the IT was most definitely NOT twittering.

Disagree? Think twitter is something more than a pathetic waste of time?

Go ahead then - tell me why I’m wrong.

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